Madam Jokes

Madam: Ek ped par 5 birds hai, 1
aadmi 1 birdko goli mar de to Kitne
bache
Student: Ek bhi nhi.
Madam: Kyo
Student: 1 ko marne par baki ud
jayenge.
Madam: Ans waise to galat hai but
tumhare sochne ka tarika achha laga.
Student: Main ek que puchhu

ma'm?
Madam: OK
Student: Ek bench par 3 ladkiyan baith
kar icecream cone kha rahi hai.
Usme se ek icecream chat
rahi hai, Ek choos rhi hai, Aur ek kaat
kar kha rahi hai. to batao unme se
married kaun hai.
Madam:Jo choos rahi hai wo
married hogi
Student: No Ma'm jiske gale me mangal
sutra hoga wo married hogi.
Waise apke sochne ka tarika
mujhe achha laga :P
jise aaya samjh thoko Like
baaki Pogo dekho..