Wife Gum ho jaye tooo??

Wife: Agar mai Gum ho jau to tum kya karoge?
Husband: mai akhbar mein ishtehar dunga
Wife: Kya Likhwayoge?
Husband:
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"Jisko Mili Uski"

Exam meFail ho gaya

Baap: Agar tu fir exam me fail ho gya to muje papa mat bolna.
After Exam
Baap: How is ur result?
Son: Dimag mat khrab kar RAMLAL,
Tune BAAP Hone ka Haq kho diya..!

Mugfali Wali

A boy proposd to pinki mugfali wali :--

"I luv u, I was in luv with u frm the 1st time i saw u.
I can do anythng 4 u.
U are my first and last wish.
... U r evrythng 4 me.
I wish we marry and live happily4evr.
Please don't say no to me.
U r my life from Now."

pinki :- "veere ji!
Mainu angreji ni aundi."

Sharabi aur Bottel

Sharabi DAARU se tang aa gaya
Aur botlain tornay laga
1st tori or bola:
Teri waja se meri nokri chali gai
2nd tori or bola:
teri waja se mera ghar tabah hua
3rd tori
Teri waja se mujhy BV chor k chali gai
4th uthai to wo bhari hui thi
usay rakh k bola
TU SIDE ME HOJA TERA KOI KASOOR NAHI hai.