Santa Shayari

Kisi ne meri neend Looti
To kisi ne Mera Chain Bhi Loot liya,
Neend mile to aap rakh lena
Par chain mile to mujhe De Dena
20 Tole ki hai Dosto..

1 sachhi Ghatna

1 sachhi Ghatna(Jise soch kr insan ki ruh tk kamp jati hai hai, magar jalimo k hath nhi kape)

AMBALA me 17 saal ki ek Ladki Jisne abhi12th pass  kiya tha, aur abhi jo din uske enjoy krne k the.
Uske sage Baap aur Bhai ne  behla fusla ...
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Ladki se Engineering ka form Bharwa diya..

Santa with Hourse

Ek baar santa Ghode par beth kr "Red Light" jump kr gya.
Traffic Inspector piche bhaga.
Santa ghode ki poonch utha kr bola: Le kr Le Number Note..

Angrez

Angrez ko raat me bahut mchchhr kaat rhe the
usne sari lites off krdi
Tbhi room mejugnu aya
Angrez- Oh no..
Sala India kamchchhr tourch lekr dundta hai...

Santa Banta

Teacher draws "M" on board & ask Santa.
Santa: M for Mummy.

Then Teacher draw "W" on board and ask Banta
Banta: Lagdi te santa di ma ve. Par pta ni puthi kyo pye e!

Jokes

Arz Kiya hai ki

Gum hai,
Tanhai hai,
Dard hai,
Ruswayo hai,

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Zalimo Tussi v msg kar do meri koi Government ne duty nhi lagai hai....

Police

Police ko Body mili hai,

Kaale Daant,
Ghonsle jaise Baal,
Shakl Paglo wali,

Muje tumhari fikar ho rhi hai,
Jra Miss call krna"Tasalli ho jayegi"

Student Life

Ek Student Ne B.Tech ka form Bharte Hue Paas Khade PEON se Pucha: Kaisa hai ye college?
PEON: bahut Badia Hai. humne Khud Yahin se B.Tech kiya hai..