Wednesday 21 November 2012

Girls Future Jokes

Ladki - Swami ji mujhe future
dekhna sikhaa do.... .
.
.
.

Swami - apni Ankhe band krke

apna gaal aage karo.... .
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Girl - are nahi karungi aap kiss kr
loge... .
. .
.
Swami - le dikh gaya na future...
=DD

girls shockZ

swami ji rockZ

Wednesday 31 October 2012

Love Kiss Jokes

Ek Teacher Chumban Ka Virodh Karte Hue Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha

Teacher: “Jab Koi Ladki Kisi Ladke Ko Kiss Karti Hai

To wo Apne Muh Se Dusre k Muh me 40,000 Kitanu Transfer Karti ha
orr Iska Koi Ilaaj b nai hai.”

Sab Bache Khamosh Ho Gaye aur Darr Gaye Par

Apne Pappu Ko Pata Tha Ki Teachar pagal bana Raha hai, Kuch Soch k bola.

Pappu: “Sir, Iska Ilaaj hai.”

Teachar Hairan Ho Gaya:“ Kya Ilaaj ha.......??

Pappu: “Sir Simple, Uska Chumban Usko Wapis De Do.. Pb

Friday 26 October 2012

over smart girls jokes

Girl to shopkeeper: bhai koi acha sa shampoo dayna.

shopkeeper gives him one shampoo bottle.

Girl: aur is Kay sath Jo gift Hai woh tou dou...

shopkeeper:koi gift nahi Hai

Girl : magar bottle pay tou likha hai 'dandruff free'..=)) :O :D
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ye ladkiaa bhi na ... :p

Sunday 21 October 2012

Aashiq Jokes

Ladka ek Ladki ka peecha kar
raha
tha.
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Girl: Tumhe pata hai, peeche
meri Maa aa rahi hai.
.

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Ladka: Tu Tension Na Le Hum
Khandani Aashiq hai,
Teri maa ke peechey mera
Baap
aa raha hai..:p =D :D =))
Girl Shocked - Boy Rocked.

Saturday 20 October 2012

हिन्दी जोक्स

फिल्मी अंदाज में स्कूली जीवन

स्कूल: अपनी तो पाठशाला मस्ती की पाठशाला.

ट्यूशन: इधर चला मैं उधर चला.

मैथ्स: अजीब दास्तां है ये, कहां शुरू कहां खतम.

साइंस: आ खुशी से खुदकुशी कर ले.

भूगोल: मुसाफिर हूं मैं यारो.

एग्जाम: जहरीली रातें नींद उड़ जाती है..

रिजल्ट: जीया धड़क-धड़क जाए..

पास: आज मैं ऊपर, आसमां नीचे..

फेल: जग सूना सूना लागे..

Intelligent Girl

Ek couple date pe restaurant jata hai.
Guy- Tum kya khaogi?
Gal- Jo bhi tum khaoge.
Guy- waiter! Menu le aao
Gal- Sharmaate hue! main bhi Menu khaungi.

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